The Buff Bottle™
The Buff Bottle™
✅ 24oz Of Pure Hydration
✅ BPA-free stuff
✅ Built For Buff Beasts
💦 24oz Of Pure Hydration - The boss of the water bottle game. Your personal hydration station that guarantees to quench even the most parched of thirsts during the most grueling of workouts.
♻️ Crafted from top-notch, BPA-free stuff - This bad boy keeps your hydration game on point, no leaks, no BS. Just you, your gains, and this beastly bottle. (AKA) - The holy trinity of gym essentials.
❄️ Constant Cold Technology™ - Your icy fortress of hydration keeps your H20 oh so cold no matter how much heat you are bringing to your lift.
💪🏻 Built For Buff Beasts - A perfect fusion of durability and style. Your Buff Bottle is your sidekick equipped with a sweat-resistant exterior, sleek ergonomic design, and ready to refresh during the most intense workouts.
Details & Benefits
🌪️ Tough & Easy Cleaning: Built to withstand your hardcore workouts and it's a breeze to clean. Your drinks stay fresh and tasting epic.
🥤 Chugging Made Easy: The squeezable design makes it feel like you're chugging straight from the fountain of gains. Perfect for workouts, hikes, or just keeping it cool, bro.
♻️ Eco-Warrior Approved: Reduce plastic waste and rock that eco-friendly lifestyle, bro.
Returns & Exchanges
✅ Returns: Ain't feelin' the crop life? Whatever bro...Return that unworn, unsweated crop and we'll take it back and send you an oversized Y tank instead.
🔄 Replacements: Defects? Ain't nobody got time for that! If your crop top ain't perfect, we'll swap it out faster than you can shotgun a protein shake. We got your back, bro!
🔒 Crop Theft Insurance™: Protect your gains from girlfriend larceny, bro! Get our Crop Theft Insurance so your girl can't swipe your crop top and claim it as her own. Buff Boy has got your back.
💪 Hit Us Up: Need to flex your concerns or just chat about your latest gym sesh? Slide into our DMs at firstname.lastname@example.org. Our squad of gym bros is on standby, ready to spot you king.
What the boys are sayin
Buff Boy is an American company started by three bro's living in SAN DIEGO, CA who decided to crop the corporate out of their life and get BUFF.
💯 GUARANTEED GAINS
We guarantee your Buff Boy ™ will lead to more gains, more digits at the gym, and more attention then you have ever thought possible.
🥇BEST F*CKIN QUALITY
We are not some cheap Chinese bullsh*t. Our crops are the best in the business and just like our lifts.
LIFE'S BETTER CROPED
Don’t Be A B*tch Boy. Be A Buff Boy