Crop Theft Insurance™
Crop Theft Insurance™
✅ $5 Gets You $25
✅ It’s Basically Free Money!
✅ Gift Crops Or Replace Yours!
The Patented & Trademarked "First of It's Kind" BUFF BOY CROP THEFT PROTECTION is your saving grace for all things that can go wrong with your crop. Think Geico insurance, meets life alert, meets BUFF BOY. For only $10 you get $20 towards your next crop purchase and ensure that your crop stays safe.
📜 The terms & rules are simple: If anything happens to your crop, email Buff Boy & we will credit your crop account no questions asked. If your girl stole your crop.... feel free to return her to us. Also no questions asked.
🥷🏻 Did your babe take your crop now you are shirtless?
💯 Gone to the gym more than 100 times in the same crop?
✂️ Crop tear from all the babes putting their hands all over it?
💪🏻 Fear not size lord, we got you covered.
Details & Benefits
- Super Stretch ™ Technology - No matter how big your lift is, your crop doesn’t get in the way. The perfect fit, everytime. This patented tech doesn’t play around bro.
- Sweat Resistant - What? You think we would make workout clothes that didn’t have this?
- Wrinkle Free - The Buff Boy always stays crispy when you are repping it so you look and lift your best king.
- Breathable - Air out the gains so you can lift in peace.
Returns & Exchanges
✅ Returns: Ain't feelin' the crop life? Whatever bro...Return that unworn, unsweated crop and we'll take it back and send you an oversized Y tank instead.
🔄 Replacements: Defects? Ain't nobody got time for that! If your crop top ain't perfect, we'll swap it out faster than you can shotgun a protein shake. We got your back, bro!
🔒 Crop Theft Insurance™: Protect your gains from girlfriend larceny, bro! Get our Crop Theft Insurance so your girl can't swipe your crop top and claim it as her own. Buff Boy has got your back.
💪 Hit Us Up: Need to flex your concerns or just chat about your latest gym sesh? Slide into our DMs at email@example.com. Our squad of gym bros is on standby, ready to spot you king.
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What the boys are sayin
Buff Boy is an American company started by three bro's living in SAN DIEGO, CA who decided to crop the corporate out of their life and get BUFF.
💯 GUARANTEED GAINS
We guarantee your Buff Boy ™ will lead to more gains, more digits at the gym, and more attention then you have ever thought possible.
🥇BEST F*CKIN QUALITY
We are not some cheap Chinese bullsh*t. Our crops are the best in the business and just like our lifts.
LIFE'S BETTER CROPED
Don’t Be A B*tch Boy. Be A Buff Boy